Anyway, yes it's true!! MIA's site is now employed by Google Ads. What is it, a down-and-out personalized internet radio service trying to find purpose in the annoying as fuck but monopolistic google ads? Or maybe a completely unheard of search engine trying to pick up on hopelessly inaccurate and irrelevant keywords of someone's current page? Yes, you heard me google—irrelevant! I know your all big on "relevance" in your ads but honestly, THERE'S NONE THERE! Put that in your little honesty box. And how the fuck is MIA relevant to Heartsrevolution?! OK, maybe I do like both of those artists but it's not supposed to be psychic!
Hey MIA interns, get your shit together! It's a privilege to work for Maya! I mean come on! Just because Seth Rogen got 90 seconds of, "All I wanna do is bang bang bang bang" (no not that kind of bang pervert) doesn't mean you need Google Adwords to prove it. Did Survivor's site seek Google's employment when that one horrible animated movie improperly imported the motivating spirit of, "Eye of the Tiger"? (rhetorical question)
It's not even randomized! Just search for Heartsrevolution. Why Heartsrevolution? Don't ask.
Actually I just tried the search. It's being stubborn and now withholding its weird ads. WELL THAT'S A START!
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