Slick Vik

Slick Vik, aka Vikram Rastogi, is a Sammamish-dwelling 18-year old rapper who enjoys bragging about his degree in thugology and encouraging aspiring cool people to wear their hoodie halfway. These things are in fact, important components to maintaining ones reputation, especially one who is "reppin Sammamish." So here is, "Hoodie Halfway." The song features the Quadratic Emcees and KAotic. Watch the video..

Hoodie Halfway


Buy Slick Vik's music on iTunes—no that ain't no joke. Fa sho this is the next high school Tunecore exploiter. No kidding the debut only lasted about a year. Notice how the "LISTENERS ALSO BOUGHT" section consists of "Jibbs featuring Jibbs," "Ay Bay Bay," and "DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince: Greatest Hits," among others.

It is only too bad that y'all can't experience the true beauty of "Tha Legacy." This album was a classic, complete with, "Haters," "Police," Police Pt.II," and my personal favorite, "Thugology." This album survived a well-rounded three years before it was either recalled by the managers of the Tunecore-iTunes relations, or Vik took it down himself, simply as a gesture that it should remain in exclusiveness. Either way, the suthenticity is evident.

Nov Ganon

Nov Ganon, aka Kevin Campbell, is an 22 year-old Brooklyn rapper that began his musical career in 1999. He scorns rappers that have a lot to say but never bring anything to the table and likes pancakes and "champane" together.

Seriously though, this dude's tight! He has a really tight song that features Daft Punk. It is perhaps the newest jittery "Jyeah" 125 BPM dancerap anthem with looped barks in the background. Think "Talk Yo Ish" by Mickey Factz. It's called, "Oh Yea."

Then there's, "Dressed to Impress." It samples Biggie's "Dress.. to impress / Spark this bitch's interest" from Hypnotize as well this same aforementioned 90s hip hop anthem's bassline. In essence this song is also tight.

Nov Ganon - Oh Yea

Nov Ganon - Dressed To Impress

Nov Ganon - Money ova here

T.I. HEADLINES BUMBERSHOOT

…Apparently replacing Luda. LAME!! LIL WAYNE WOULDA BEEN TIGHTER!!!



As well as Keyshia Cole, Grynch, Battles, PWRFL Power, and loads of others! TIGHT!

NEW TAKUN WILLIAMS

MIAUK.com using google ads??

Hey sorry for the lack of posts. Been totally swamped. Still am, but I'm slacking more.

Anyway, yes it's true!! MIA's site is now employed by Google Ads. What is it, a down-and-out personalized internet radio service trying to find purpose in the annoying as fuck but monopolistic google ads? Or maybe a completely unheard of search engine trying to pick up on hopelessly inaccurate and irrelevant keywords of someone's current page? Yes, you heard me google—irrelevant! I know your all big on "relevance" in your ads but honestly, THERE'S NONE THERE! Put that in your little honesty box. And how the fuck is MIA relevant to Heartsrevolution?! OK, maybe I do like both of those artists but it's not supposed to be psychic!

Hey MIA interns, get your shit together! It's a privilege to work for Maya! I mean come on! Just because Seth Rogen got 90 seconds of, "All I wanna do is bang bang bang bang" (no not that kind of bang pervert) doesn't mean you need Google Adwords to prove it. Did Survivor's site seek Google's employment when that one horrible animated movie improperly imported the motivating spirit of, "Eye of the Tiger"? (rhetorical question)




It's not even randomized! Just search for Heartsrevolution. Why Heartsrevolution? Don't ask.

Actually I just tried the search. It's being stubborn and now withholding its weird ads. WELL THAT'S A START!